I want a dog for Christmas
Mum, can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? He had no body to go with!
Beautiful relationship
A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid misunderstandings.
Not enuf 4 both
God gave man a willy and a brain, but unfortunately not enuf blood 2 to run both at the same time.
I want to die peacefully
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my old uncle, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.
Last nite i wanted u
last nite i wantd u. needed u so badly dat it hurt. wantd 2 taste u. i wantd u in me so u cud work ur magic on me... but i couldnt find u. u stupid... PARACETAMOL!
Archeologist is best husband
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. ~ Agatha Christie
Kiss wife goodbye
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
Skin crawl
if u've felt ur heart stall
and felt ur skin crawl
u've discovered that luv
has no end @ all
and felt ur skin crawl
u've discovered that luv
has no end @ all
Crazy world
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer a black guy and the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese. - Chris Rock
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