What u ate this morning

Did u eat that xtra bowl of stupid this morning?

Don't believe

Don't believe everything you think. 

The acquaintance

Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

Nobody can make you feel inferior

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

Bee in my head

There's a bee in my head cos u been buzzin my vitals all day long.

Spinning eyes

Ur so smashing u make my head pop and my eyes spin.

Closed mind

A closed mind is a good thing to lose.

How big your fears

Instead of telling God how big your fears are, start telling your fears how big your God is.

Your budget

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

Surprised woman

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. ~ Maryon Pearson

Everything coming your way

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Can't please everybody

You can't please everybody - don't let criticism worry you.

Worthless statistics

43% of all statistics are worthless.

Celebrity

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

A bargain

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

Not lost weight

I joined a health club last year, spent 200 bucks, haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.