When astronauts eat

When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

Don't worry about tmrw

If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.

Computer is almost human

A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

Happiness

Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

Death and taxes

There will always be death and taxes; However, death doesn't get worse every year.