God's name

God's last name isn't dammit!!

Gene pool

The problem with the gene pool is most people are in the shallow end!

Don't hate yourself

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon.

I smile cuz i'm ur friend

I smile coz i'm ur friend!
I laugh coz there's nothing u can do bout it.

Love is like math

Love is like math, it takes practice.

Warning bout singing

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

Happy wrinkles

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Happy wrinkles!

Feeling good

If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Worth fighting for

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Sharpest needles

What kind of pine has the sharpest needles? Porcupine!

Flying terminal

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?