Pigeon or statue

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

Missiles

If missiles are so accurate, why are they not called hitiles?

Miracles

Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.

Faking it

"Women might be able to fake orgasm. But men can fake a whole relationship." - Sharon Stone

Make ends meet

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Don't believe it

Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.

Lost time

Lost time is never found again.

Way to look younger

The only way to look younger is not to be born so soon.