If ignorance is bliss

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Open the door to the big fat man

Open the door to the big fat man in the red clothes - I told Santa all I want for Christmas is you

Cannibals don't eat clowns

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

I'm so poor

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

Feet on the ground

Confucius say: man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Love triumph

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence