Time and place for everything

There is a time and a place for everything and it's called college.

Bankruptcy lawyers

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

Never it put off until tmrw

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether

Do chickens think

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Vegetarians

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

It's nice

It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.

New Year's Resolution

made a new year's resolution not 2 make a resolution. that didn't work either.