My friend

U've been my best friend 4 a whole year. Not an easy task but u excelled. Congrats & thnx!

It's Christmas!

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air. Have a very merry Christmas!

Let's kiss

Let's kiss For Christmas, For our love is strong, Let's kiss For Christmas, All Christmas long!

Good cheer

At Christmas play and make good cheer for Christmas comes but once a year.

Stupid

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Game

It's only a game until you lose.

Duck

Did you hear about the duck who asked for a double whisky and told the barman to put it on his bill?

This cat

This cat,is cat,a cat,good cat,way cat,to cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 seconds cat. Now read the txt without the word cat.

Your opinion

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Open-minded

One shouldn't be so open-minded your brains fall out.