God and money

If you want to know what God thinks about money, look at the people he gave it to.

Raindrops

The fastest speed a falling raindrop can hit you is 18mph.

True friend

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Chromosomes

Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14 and crayfish have 200.

Friendship

Friendship reaches well above all currency.

Garlic taste

Add garlic immediately to cooking if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the cooking if your want a stronger taste of garlic.

Love listens

When the heart speaks, love listens.

Women and cats

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Compliment

I can live for two months on one good compliment. (Mark Twain)

Hurricanes

Why were hurricanes usually named after girls? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.

For sale

For sale : Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake.

Marriage

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage.

Desirable

One is more desirable when loved, not feared.

Control

Control your attitude or it will control you

Challenge

Life is a challenge, and I'm staying in the game to win.

Your choice

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. The choice is yours.

Reality bites

Reality bites, and I've got the teeth marks to prove it!

Don't be cruel

You have the right to be angry... but it doesn't give you the right to be cruel.

love is blind

love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant

Education

No one has ever died from an overexposure to education... but I'm not gonna take any chances!

morality

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

finding luv

luv isnt finding the right person, but creating the right relationship.
it's not how much luv u have in the beginning, but how much luv is left in the end

r u ok

I heard u got robbed last nite & d robber gave u 2 choices, 2 giv up ur phone or 2 suck his d**k. I c u still hav ur phone!

sexy person

This msg can only b read by a SEXY person:
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Try again......
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Sorry, i guess ur just not sexy...
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HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!

miss you

i miss you and i want to see you but the guards at the zoo wont let me in

u r da 1

U r da 1 whom i luv very much, u r da 1 with whom i share my feelings, my sorrows & my happiness.