SMS txt poems & jokes: February 2009

Did u eat that xtra bowl of stupid this morning?

Don't believe everything you think.

Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

There's a bee in my head cos u been buzzin my vitals all day long.

Ur so smashing u make my head pop and my eyes spin.

A closed mind is a good thing to lose.

Instead of telling God how big your fears are, start telling your fears how big your God is.

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. ~ Maryon Pearson

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You can't please everybody - don't let criticism worry you.

43% of all statistics are worthless.

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

I joined a health club last year, spent 200 bucks, haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.