Cannibals don't eat clowns

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

I'm so poor

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

Feet on the ground

Confucius say: man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Love triumph

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence

Multi-tasking

Is reading on the toilet considered multi-tasking?

Food is important

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

One good turn

One good turn gets most of the blanket.

Birdseed

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

Bird have bills too

Birds have bills too, but they keep on singing.

Insanity is hereditary

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children.

Cash advance

A journey of a 1000 miles begins with a cash advance.

Just your luck

No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.

Meet pretty girl

Confucius say: if you want to meet pretty girl you got to be patient.

Women like quiet men

Women like quiet men... they think they're listening.