Monday, 7 December 2009

Cannibals don't eat clowns

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Friday, 4 December 2009

I'm so poor

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Feet on the ground

Confucius say: man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Tuesday, 1 December 2009

Love triumph

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence

Monday, 30 November 2009

Multi-tasking

Is reading on the toilet considered multi-tasking?

Friday, 27 November 2009

Food is important

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

One good turn

One good turn gets most of the blanket.

Thursday, 12 November 2009

Birdseed

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

Thursday, 29 October 2009

Bird have bills too

Birds have bills too, but they keep on singing.

Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Insanity is hereditary

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children.

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Cash advance

A journey of a 1000 miles begins with a cash advance.

Wednesday, 7 October 2009

Just your luck

No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.

Thursday, 24 September 2009

Meet pretty girl

Confucius say: if you want to meet pretty girl you got to be patient.

Tuesday, 22 September 2009

Women like quiet men

Women like quiet men... they think they're listening.