Have a plan

“Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don’t have a plan.” Larry Winget


Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Right or wrong

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.


If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.

Tooth and nail

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.


A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

All right now

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

It hit me

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Save earth!

Save the earth - it is the only planet with chocolate!


A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.


Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Kind or vague

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.


Perfectionist is just another name for procrastinator.