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Candidate
A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
Budget
A budget is a complex method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
Some people
Some people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
Conclusion
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Falling in love
Failing in love is easy but staying in love is something very special.
Summit
A camel is a horse designed by a committee at a summit.
Hesitate
He who hesitates is probably right.
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