Candidate

A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

Budget

A budget is a complex method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

Some people

Some people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

Conclusion

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

Falling in love

Failing in love is easy but staying in love is something very special.

Summit

A camel is a horse designed by a committee at a summit.

Hesitate

He who hesitates is probably right.