SMS txt poems & jokes
Have a plan
“Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don’t have a plan.” Larry Winget
Alcohol
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Right or wrong
When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
Patience
If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
Tooth and nail
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
Criminal
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
All right now
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
It hit me
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Save earth!
Save the earth - it is the only planet with chocolate!
Detour
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Birthdays
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
Car
Never buy a car you can't push.
Kind or vague
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Perfectionists
Perfectionist is just another name for procrastinator.
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